hi im rachel and i regret a lot of my decisons

 

recklessravager:

gjarper:

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

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hyrude:

our 11 y/o brains were too underdeveloped to realize it at the time but jade and tori from victorious should have fucked

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detectivepineapplesperalta:

millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign

unclefather:

security: you can’t come in here

me: *swinging my titties violently in a circle* how are you going to stop me

santa:

me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade

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Originally posted by acccy